March 2013
80 posts
whatafuckinfamilypicture:
vodkaandsedatives:
the worst text I’ve ever gotten: “K”
me: “k? k what? the letter before L, the letter after J? did you know that in JK, the K stands for “kidding”? so your reply is “kidding”? or K as in potassium? did you have some Special K for breakfast? K, as in K/O? can I knock you out and feed you to some sharks? sharks has a K in it.”
me
whorville:
You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down
oreoprince:
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
barkingpussy asked: I miss you :(
bravelittlecastiel:
angelwithscarsonherwrist:
odair:
funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
you want to put the fun back in funeral
#lets play pin the tail on the corpse
Types of kisses and their meaning
toujiii:
Forehead: Friendship Closed Eyelids: Thankfulness Tip of nose: Good luck Cheek: Happy to see you Lips: Love Earlobe/Neck: “I want you” , Lust, Desire Top of hand: Respect, loyalty Computer screen: I love you but I can’t ever have you (because you’re not real)
my english teacher: your essay isn't very well put together
me: my thoughts are stars i cannot fathom into constellations
comic-chick:
kickthebuscus:
misspjliguori:
sophege:
misspjliguori:
sophege:
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we...
stillslydgn:
you got something on your butt
my eyes
sit-down-and-enjoy-the-yaoi:
walk into the club like what up i got a big cock
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
textpoops:
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
ahnahwintour:
*gets a compliment*
cuteapotomus asked: sup** lol
ebuddies:
i hate the face :p if u ever type that face to me dont
